Heard (and Overheard) On the Visa Line

Officer: OK ma'am, where do...wait, your case was already refused today.

Applicant: Oh no, that must've been my twin sister!

Officer: Why do you want a visa?
Applicant: To cross the border

Officer: How are you going to pay for your trip?
Applicant: With dollars
Officer: OK, let's start over...

Officer:Where are you going to travel?
Applicant: To the United States.

Officer: What is your job?
Applicant: My job is to work.

Officer: sir, I see you were arrested 3 times for cocaine, domestic violence, and a hit and run.
Applicant: no....that wasn't me.
Officer: It's your fingerprints, and your photo, and your name.
Applicant: I don't remember that.

Officer: Sir, have you ever traveled to the United States?
Applicant: No.
Officer: It says here you were deported in 2004.
Applicant: Oh, does that count?

Officer: What is your job?
Applicant: I am a secretary.
Officer: And how much do you earn in a month?
Applicant: 50,000 pesos.
Officer: That's more than a doctor or lawyer would make.
Applicant: Yes, I'm very good at my job.

I could go on....