Saturday, September 26, 2015

Things I Learned in ConGen



- Consuls cannot touch money (or gifts) ever. If someone drops a rose petal under our window we have to give it back

- Most forgeries are clumsy and easy to detect

- The cuteness of working in a make-believe country (The Republic of Z) that starts all their names with Z (Zug, ZAweet, etc.) wears off quickly 

- Nobody could possibly memorize the FAM

- Roleplays are fun. Maybe my true talent is acting...

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

When the going gets tough...

...Congress suggests we give up and go home.

A certain member of Congress, upon discovering that violence exists in Mexico, has decided that the best thing would be to abandon diplomatic relations and evacuate everyone:


Expressing astonishment at border patrol arrests of criminals and violence in Mexico, U.S. Rep. John Mica, R-Winter Park, called Wednesday for the United States to close all its consulates in Mexico.

Mica spoke at a meeting of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, during a hearing on Mexico violence and U.S. border security. He was responding primarily to testimony given by Brandon Judd, president of the National Border Patrol Council, a union affiliate of the American Federation of Government Employees.

Mica said he was astonished. He also expressed outrage regarding other testimony given Wednesday about specific acts of violence in Mexico, and concerns that it was spreading into the United States.
The committee chairman, U.S. Rep. Jason E Chaffetz, R-Utah, had called the hearing in part to discuss the prospect of closing three U.S. consulates in the most dangerous border crossing areas in  Mexico. Mica upped that proposal.

"There has to be consequences. How many consulates do we have? I count about nine in Mexico. Is that right? I think we should close every one of those consulates immediately. Put the properties up for sale," Mica said. "I think you have to have consequences for actions. The place is out of control."

Now, without ignoring the very real issues of diplomatic security that are essential to an effective Foreign Service, let's keep a few things in mind.

One, while there is violence in Mexico, it remains far less dangerous than plenty of other countries with an American diplomatic presence even within Latin America (Honduras, Guatemala etc.)

Two, U.S. diplomats live and work in some of the most secure places of even the more dangerous countries. 

Three, there is no such thing as absolute security. You can be stationed in Finland and slip on a patch of ice.  

Friday, September 4, 2015

ConGen!

Computer trouble has prevented me from posting earlier; I'll do my best.

I've spent the last few weeks learning about visas (immigrant and non-immigrant). Did you know:

- There is (as you may have suspected) a 'celebrity visa' for famous people?

- There is also a visa specifically designed for people to come and work at DisneyWorld?

- That Filipinos wishing to bring their brothers or sisters with them to America can expect a wait of TWENTY-THREE YEARS?